High Five

A quick look around the interweb while reminding you to tear yourself away from the internet porn long enough to go vote

1. Forget Barack and Hillary, Mitt and Mac, here's the contest that matters: Eli versus Elisha. [Rumors and Rants]
2. He's an NBA superstar, so you know he's not doing this to get laid. [Lion in Oil]
3. Big Daddy Drew's Patriots' rant from yesterday is a must-read. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
4. If you needed another reason why women should stay barefoot and in the kitchen. [The Big Lead]
5. Chris Berman reviews Emmitt Smith's on-air performance. [With Leather]