High Five

A quick tour of the interweb while counting down the days before Clemens says, "On the advice of my counsel..."

1. You thought he had retired? Scottie Pippen ain't fini - though he is near the Finnish. [The Scottie Pippen European Tour]
2. The NHL goes NSFW. A spoonful of sugar helps the hockey highlights go down! [Deadspin]
3. Lions and Raiders and bears, oh my. [SFGate.com]
4. A pictorial tour of the transformation of Rich Goosage into a hairy Goose, written by some guy with the best blog name ever. [Luols Dong]
5. Ready for a smorgasbord of Cowboy bashing? I sure am. Take a heaping helping of TO [Kissing Suzy Kolber] with a side of Gordo [Kissing Suzy Kolber].