High Five

A quick look around the interweb while preparing your neckbeard for glory

1. Mariotti attacking Mike Ditka for his charity just makes people want to defend Ditka's actions. [Jay the Joke]
2. Wanna buy Manny Ramirez's underwear? [FanHouse]
3. No, Erin! NOOOO!! [EDSBS]
4. I don't think Al Sharpton is going to have any influence on the IOC's eventual decision to not bring the Olympics to Chicago, but he certainly couldn't hurt. [All On The Field]
5. Who's more valuable? Luol Deng or Atlanta's Josh Smith? [Celtics Blog]