High Five

A quick look around the interweb while figuring out who'd I'd rather watch tonight: The Blackhawks or the Bulls?

1. A huge step in the Mascot Equality Movement. [Deadspin]
2. Mercury Morris needs to find something else to do. [With Leather]
3. What are the advantages of being a left-handed hitter? [The Hardball Times]
4. So how exactly is Andres Nocioni starting going to help anything? [Blog A Bull]
5. Apparently Charlie Weis and Philip Rivers have something in common. [Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]