High Five

A quick look around the interweb, while disappointed no one ran the headline, "Torre to Yanks: Drop Dead"

1. Jimmy Traina is talented and super sexy! [The Big Picture]
2. Another essential "Friday Football Foodie" from... [Ladies...]
3. Thank God they landed safely. I couldn't bear having to watch We Are USC. [Sports by Brooks]
4. If you've longed to watch a soccer star race a cheetah, this is your lucky day. [100% Injury Rate]
5. Josh Beckett is subtle. [FanHouse]