High Five

A quick look around the interweb while wondering how excited Fox is at the prospect of a Cleveland-Colorado World Series

1. The Thursday tradition continues. [Deadspin]
2. Doesn't DeShawn know that if he wants to sleep with Lindsay Lohan all he has to do is go to rehab with her, or just get within 15 feet of her. She sleeps with everybody. [With Leather]
3. Dan Patrick is joining Sports Illustrated. [FanHouse]
4. Yeah, this about sums it up. [Chicago Sun-Times]
5. Bill Plaschke is a good writer. Unfortunately, he's also an idiot. [Signal To Noise]