High Five

A superspeedy tour of the interweb while hoping the Illini cover the spread

1. Another home run from... [The Dugout]
2. Jerry Reinsdorf hates Spanish people. Well, one Cuban, anyway. [Chicago Tribune]
3. A new football term: face raping. [Awful Announcing]
4. Um, I think Mottram needs to get back to work. Fast. [Mister Irrelevant]
5. This week's hot cheerleader is from [fill in the blank]. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]