High Five

A quick look around the interweb while praying my dad gets to use his Cubs tickets on Sunday

1. C'mon, just admit it, he's a Cubs fan. [Chicago Tribune]
2. Someone's not fond of Tony Kornheiser. [The Latest 'Word]
3. Yankees fans put the "ass" in "class." [NY Post]
4. I wonder if Travis Henry knows his sperm count lowers when he puffs on that spliff? [Signal to Noise]
5. Watch out David Blaine, Lou Holtz has your number. [Every Day Should be Saturday]