Some Things I Won't Do

The weekend got off to a pretty tough start for me. I was at work on Friday when I received a phone call from my sister. Turns out my soon-to-be brother-in-law had an extra ticket to Notre Dame's home opener against Georgia Tech, and he wanted to know if I wanted to go.

I did.

Unfortunately(or not, after seeing the game), I had to work on Saturday as well, and couldn't find anybody to take my place. Why didn't I just call in sick, you ask? Some will tell you it's because I'm responsible, but I'll tell you it's because I'm a fucking idiot.

Anyway, I'm not sure what Joe would have wanted me to do for the ticket, but I doubt it's anything like what this Ohio State fan did for his.

(Thanks be to Deadspin for introducing us to the art of Poo-Diving)