Mark Mangino Is Fat, Angry

Mark Mangino is not a man I would want angry with me. As with most grizzly bears, he could probably kill me with one swipe of his claw, and then dine on me as if I were fresh salmon from a stream.

That's why whenever I return a kick for a touchdown, I just hand the ball over to the ref and head back to the sidelines. I tell everybody it's because I'm classy, but I'm letting you know that it's just the fear of Mangino.