High Five

A quick peek at the interweb while fighting off waves of nausea thinking about tonight's Cubs and Brewers games

1. The Cubs are hot where it counts! [Ladies...]


2. Gilbert Arenas chats with Will Leitch. [Deadspin]


3. First, she shaved her head, then she started hitting parked cars.... but Britney's new sports-themed look has just gone too far. [dlisted]


4. Forget muskrat love.... now it's the Badgers' turn. [With Leather]


5. If you're a Cubs fan right now, you're looking for any statistical port in a storm. Then you remember the fucking goat. [Goatriders of the Apocalypse]