High Five

A quick look around the interweb while wondering how long until the crowd at Soldier Field starts chanting "Orton, Orton"

1. If we want to bench Rex Grossman, we'll have to experience the Rextacy first. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
2. Devin Hester may be superhuman, but he still puts gas in his car just like the rest of us. [The Postmen]
3. The counter to the Griese argument. [Signal To Noise]
4. Rookie hazing is tearing this country apart and it needs to stop!! [100% Injury Rate]
5. If you join the Chicago Bulls, I wouldn't pick the #2 if I were you. [The Blowtorch]