High Five

A quick look around the interweb while looking forward to a weekend full of open bars and the Bears.

1. Ned is ready to kill this weekend. [Deadspin]
2. Nick Saban is Satan. Seriously. He just killed the internet. [Mac G's World]
3. Cliff Floyd is thinking retirement. [Chicago Sun-Times]
4. In case you didn't already know, the Cubs are chokers. [The Postmen]
5. Deltha O'Neal's dogs don't fight other dogs, they just bite people. [With Leather]