High Five

A quick look around the interweb while just realizing what today's date is

1. This is cruel in an awesome kind of way. [Deadspin]
2. The Patriots are a bunch of cheaters! [100% Injury Rate]
3. Nobody in Chicago will care, but this will probably get a "God damn it!" out of Panger. [FanHouse]
4. Do you have a small child and dashed dreams of being a basketball player? Well have I got good news for you! [Introducing Liston]
5. In Ohio you have to earn the right to wear pants. [With Leather]