High Five

A quick look around the interweb while preparing for your trip to the brothel

1. I wonder if anybody will be late to Wrigley today? [Chicago Sun-Times]
2. Scott Van Pelt is saving the world from message board trolls. [Deadspin]
3. Now we know the real reason the Bears got rid of Wade Wilson. [Lion in Oil]
4. USC had a nice tribute to Mario Danelo on Saturday night. [FanHouse]
5. Bill Murray fills in for Harry Caray. [We Are The Postmen]