Thursday, September 06, 2007

Darko Milicic is Coming For Your Daughters



If you're anything like me, you have no idea what in the hell Darko Milicic just said in that interview. Of course, if you're like me, you also work with somebody who's fluent in Serbian and can translate it for you.

The only problem is that she hasn't seen this video yet. Luckily there are other Serbians on the planet who have and have done the translating.

Turns out Rasheed Wallace was right. Darko is a Serbian gangster.

According to FanHouse, this is a direct quote from Darko.
"I will find the referees, murder them and then [expletive] their daughters"

That is pretty straightforward. Though that's awfully considerate of Darko to have sex with the ref's daughters after he murders them. After all, they'll be very sad when they find out that daddy is dead, and Darko will be there to help them get through those tough times.

Nobody I know has been able to confirm that this is actually what Darko said, but if you go over to We Suck At Sports, they've got just about the whole thing figured out.

If Darko actually said those things, well, I'm gonna have a new hero.

Ballhype: hype it up!

2 comments:

Panger said...

It would be a whole lot funnier if Darko didn't come from a country that hardly a decade ago included systematic rape of the enemy's women as part of its war strategy.

http://www.amazon.com/Rape-Warfare-Genocide-Bosnia-Herzegovina-Croatia/dp/0816628181


Wait, what am I talking about?

These aren't innocent pit bulls, these are just women.

You tell 'em, Darko!

Panger said...

And by the way, under your tags:

It's not statuatory rape.

It's rape.