Today at the FanHouse

Proof that Fornelli is never too hungover to post... at the FanHouse.

• Rejus Benn Injured in Illini Scrimmage - "We all know that Ron Zook can recruit. I mean, if the number one wide receiver in the country choosing to go to Illinois over every other school doesn't tell you that, then you're blind. The question with Zook has always been whether or not he can ever turn all that talent into wins.Well, if his players could last an entire scrimmage without suffering an injury, it would make it a lot easier..."
• Joel Zumaya Could Be Back in a Week - "He isn't Jesus Christ or anything, but with the way things have been going in the Tigers bullpen recently, Joel Zumaya might as well be.Now almost fully resurrected, Zumaya is set to begin a rehab assignment in Toledo and could be back in the Tigers bullpen by next Tuesday..."
• Royals Chances of Signing First Round Pick: 50/50 - "There's been a lot of talk lately about the trade deadline at the end of July, and the upcoming waiver deadline at the end of August, but there's another deadline creeping up on every team in baseball. There are only three days left for teams to sign their draft picks from earlier this season.The Royals are yet to sign their first round pick, Mike Moustakas, and it isn't clear whether or not they'll be able to get a deal done..."
• Scott Podsednik Isn't Going Anywhere - "Don't pay any attention to what that moron told you on Friday, Scott Podsednik isn't going anywhere..."
• George Mitchell Has Prostate Cancer - "We should all be ashamed of ourselves. Think of all the grief we gave Bud Selig for leaving San Francisco with Barry Bonds on the cusp of Hank's record to go talk to George Mitchell. Maybe Bud was just leaving to go console his friend, whom it turns out has prostate cancer. (Nah, probably not.)"