In Scandal's Wake, Pussycat Dolls Release New NBA Song

A report from ESPN 1050 Radio in New York claims former NBA referee Tim Donaghy is providing federal prosecutors with as many as 20 names of other NBA officials who were involved in gambling, include betting in casinos.

The offenses may not include criminal activity, according to the report, but could violate NBA policy and lead to firings that would decimate the officiating staff. Twenty referees would make up about a third of the league’s roster.

Reaction to this is reverberating across the sports landscape, even into the world of entertainment.

Foul Balls has learned the Pussycat Dolls are planning to rerelease their screechfest, "Right Now," with new lyrics that reflect the current NBA, you know, the one where amazing happens.

Lucky for you, we were able to get an advance copy of the new lyrics.

Here's the old version, to refresh your memory.



And now, the new and improved version:

Right now
Let's give these men a hand
Right now
Making wagers that are banned
Right now
It's time to put them on the stand

Right now
You pick trifectas at the post
Right now
You've been betting coast to coast
Right now
Thanks to you the league is toast

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

You have set the Suns on fire
What you did to Stoudamire

Right now
Let the sports world break in two
Right now
Refs are in an Irish stew
Right now
Just as long as Stern's there too

Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh

Right now
This has made us so upset
Right now
Great, we're stuck with Violet

You have set the Suns on fire
What you did to Stoudamire

One time
Let some words of truth flow free
More crime
While fans drown in your debris
Right now
Go on and fuck yourselves for me

Boo! Boo! Boo...

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