The Irish Can't Keep A Secret

Some loose-lipped Notre Dame blogger has wrecked head coach Charlie Weis' Big Surprise and let the cat of the bag (which is a good thing, cuz that kinda behavior these days could get you federal jail time).

According to several Notre Dame sources, Demetrius Jones will QB for the Fighting Irish this Saturday against Georgia Tech.

Lots of complaining already about the sophomore's skills and lack thereof, but apparently Weis thinks he's doing something right.

What worries me about Jones comes from Jones himself in an interview last year.

Q: If you could compare your style of play to a musician or singer, who would you sound like?

Jones: I would have to say I would sound like Michael Jackson because he is a show stopper and has the most complete package of a entertainer...meaning different styles of music, dance moves, attention getting voice and collaborating with other artists to add flavor to his music.

Excuse the language, Demetrius, but... Michael FUCKING JACKSON? Your style resembles that of a pedophiliac pop has-been who bleaches his face, wears a boy burkha and whose last good song came out when you -6?

Honestly, this is cause for great concern, I must sa -

Wait, what?

Q: Who has been your biggest influence in life?

Jones: Biggest influence in my life has been God/Jesus/the Bible. It has given me a understanding about life and what my purpose is on earth.

Phew. Okay, that's more like it. Last person I remember who answered that question the same way was then-Governor George Bush. And that turned out great, right?

Go, Irish! Go, Demetrius/Michael Jackson! Go, Jesus!