High Five

A quick look around the interweb while waiting to hear Ozzie's opinion on The Wiggles

1. Bill Simmons in spandex! [With Leather]
2. The only way to get women interested in sports is by making them wear purple and giving them wineglasses. [Deadspin]
3. Charles Barkley thinks the Celtics of the 80's were the ugliest team ever, and he's probably right. [Larry Brown Sports]
4. If you're like me, and didn't watch the Bears game last night, you missed a couple fantastic catches....by two guys who probably won't be on the team. [Awful Announcing]
5. Comcast may not want to charge us $1.10 a month for the Big Ten Network, but they have no problem charging us $2 a month for their own network. [FanHouse]