High Five

A speedy tour of the interweb while counting down the hours to Labor Day weekend

1. Cheer up, Ozzie, I have a fool proof plan for making it to the World Series next season. (Assuming I can find a White Sox fan in Black Ops.) [MSNBC]
2. How ad execs hope Vince Young's tattoos will repair the NFL's image. [With Leather]
3. It's come to this: luxury skyboxes for high school football games. [Larry Brown Sports]
4. One of the Ladies writes an ode to the hot players past and present in Baltimore. Points for working in tuberculosis and Edgar Allen Poe! [Ladies...]
5. I think I'll just use their headline: "The Olympics... If It Were Done By the Cast of Jackass." [Our Book of Scrap]