High Five

A quick look around the interweb while waiting for Alfonso Soriano to magically return and save the day

1. In case you haven't learned all you want to about Lauren Caitlin Upton. [Deadspin]
2. A Blogpoll voter roundup on the current poll. [M Go Blog]
3. If this works, then I'm the greatest middle linebacker of all time. [Larry Brown Sports]
4. Rafer Alston will stab you if he has to. [FanHouse]
   
5. Pittsburgh is a lovely city. [With Leather]