High Five

A brief look at the interweb after calling my brother to see if he'd headbutt someone to defend my honor (He just laughed. That's not good, is it...)

1. Forget Michael Vick and NBA gambling, Notre Dame football players have been caught... drinking beer! [FanHouse]
2. Frank Caliendo's impersonation of Jim Rome must be good, cuz now I hate him too. [We Are the Postmen]
3. "NOW JOO CANNAH HIDE FROM aRAH" [The Dugout]
4. Sooze is handing out celebrity baseball fan awards. Quick, tell Tara Reid, the Tri-City Valley Cats aren't taken yet! [Epic Carnival]
5. The Jesus. The Dude. The Comedy Gold Standard. [With Leather]