High Five

A quick look around the interweb while phoning it in

1. Don Imus is ugly, and he's being sued. [ABC News]
2. Speaking of lawsuits, I don't see how this one can fail. [Above the Law]
   
3. Rob King is my newest hero. [Deadspin]
4. What wonderful effects will Maria Sharapova experience after her visit to Chernobyl? [With Leather]
5. If you're going to get fired, stalking is as good a reason as any, I suppose. [Signal to Noise]