High Five

A quick look around the interweb while still being as confused as ever after last night's season finale of John From Cincinnati

1. Join Will Leitch on his exciting journey to St. Louis to see the magical return of Rick Ankiel. Also, don't believe him when he says he doesn't have an erection due to all this. He totally does. [Deadspin]
2. Are you tired of playing NCAA 08 yet? Well then there's good news for you! Madden 08 is coming out. [Sportable]
3. Jose Contreras has cleared waivers, and now the Sox can trade him assuming they find someone dumb enough to take him. [FanHouse]
4. NOIS interviews Scoop Jackson. [Nation of Islam Sportsblog]
5. Peter King says some dumb things. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]