High Five

A quick tour of the interweb while preparing for my tennis match this afternoon by playing slots, smoking a pack of Marlboros and eating a box of Krispy Kremes

1. Think LA Times reporter Robyn Norwood might have some issues with Alyssa Milano? Catfight! [LA Times]
2. Speaking of chicks and sports reporting, Pam Oliver is one of my favorites. Think she might have some issues with her producer? [Awful Announcing]
3. Derek Jeter is suspended for 25 games. Well, kinda. Blame Jessica Alba. [Bugs and Cranks]
4. Roger Clemens is suspended for five games. For real. Somebody better call him at home and let him know. [FanHouse]
5. A great reason to love soccer. Hint: There is boobage involved. [With Leather]