High Five

A quick look around the interweb while preparing for the White Sox march to the top of the AL Central

1. Michael Irvin may soon be crying on his own radio show. [Larry Brown Sports]
2. Have you ever been reading through the comments at Deadspin and thought to yourself, "Man, I sure would like to sex up that Raskolnikov?" If you have, well you might want to read this first. [Epic Carnival]
3. Age of Love has reached its conclusion, and now Panger will have to find a new way to spend her Monday nights. [With Leather]
4. Apparently the reason there's no pro football team in Los Angeles is fear of more riots. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
5. Let the old ball coach have his dumb kids! [The Debriefing]