Darren McFadden's Mother Has the Chops to Be White House Press Secretary

Yesterday, ESPN reported Darren McFadden's mother as saying he would not be returning to Arkansas next season.

Um, scratch that.

According to his mom, Mini Muhammed - hereafter known as Mini Mu - ESPN and columnist Pat Forde are nothing but a pack of damned liars.

In his Thursday column, Ford quoted Mini Mu as saying,

"[Darren] told me (Friday), 'Mom, I'll be through in December. I said, 'What you mean?' He said, 'I'll be through.' That's what he told me."

Well, any idiot - except Forde, apparently - understands what that means.

...[Mini Mu] merely meant that McFadden would be done with playing football for this season in December.

"(Forde) asked something about Darren and football. I said, 'Well, (Darren) said he'd be through in December.' He said, 'Well, do you think he's going to go to the NFL?' I said, 'Well, I don't really know right now, but I'm sure he will. But he'll be through in December, like he'll be through playing football (this season).'"

Oh.... now I get it! Darren was telling you his season is over in December.

Unlike those years when his season is over in October or November or June.

Damned reporters these days just can't get anything right.

Mini Mu, you should get together with Dina Lohan and Tony Snow. They know exactly what you're going through.

Thanks to Fanhouse