Charlie Weis Has a Secret and He Won't Tell Til Game Day

Like a smug third grader who won't tell classmates what she's bringing to Show and Tell (wait, that was me), Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis is staying hush-hush on who's going to be suiting up September 1st as starting quarterback.

What matters is that he knows.

"Oh, absolutely. This is no big secret in my mind. People think that you vacillate; you never vacillate. You know what you're doing. I'm not trying to sandbag anyone, but I think that going into your first game, it's important that any additional ammo that you could have to help you win that one game you should use."

But Foul Balls has learned Weis plans on making it even more suspenseful.

Sources tell us that just before kickoff, Evan Sharpley and Jimmy Clausen will come out to the fifty yard line where David Blaine will ask each to pick a card. Blaine will then instruct both prospects to check between their respective ass cheeks. Whoever finds the card he picked in there is the starting quarterback.

Though NBC would not confirm it, sources say the network will be using two "ass cams" to document the moment.

via FanHouse