At the Fanhouse

I see the name, "George Brett" and immediately think: I wonder if he still has hemorrhoids.

• Will George Brett replace Buddy Bell? - "...While it would be a surefire public relations hit if the Royals hired George Brett to manage the team, would it really be the best move? The Royals next season are going to be in the same spot they've found themselves in for like the last 15 years. Young, and not expected to contend. Given the fact that Brett has no experience managing a baseball team, I'm not sure he'll know how to handle a young team such as this..."
• Elijah Duke's Life Sucks, Dawg - "A week and a half ago Matt Watson told you how Elijah Dukes may have violated the protective order filed by his estranged wife NiShea Gilbert by calling her on the phone. A few days later Dukes found out he might be held in contempt of court for forgetting to pay Gilbert her alimony. The good news for Elijah is that he's not in contempt of court. The bad news for Dukes is that he's been found guilty of violating that protective order..."