High Five

A speedy tour around the interweb while popping fistfuls of Advil at the prospect of Kerry Wood's return

1. 83-year-old Ernie Tyler, the Orioles' umpires attendant, hasn't missed a home game since 1960 but he's ending his streak to see Cal Ripken inducted in the Hall of Fame. Great story. [Baltimore Sun]
2. "They call me Bonds. The white Barry Bonds." [Yahoo! Sports]
3. Matt Leinart to star in Daddy Day Care 2! [Sports by Brooks]
4. Jeremy Shockey sure knows how to sweet talk a girl. [With Leather]
5. When that noon day sun's beating down and you're breaking a sweat just walking to your car, cool off with thoughts of a fun winter's day sledding down the.... Holy shiiiiiiiiii - [We Are the Postmen]

[Editor's Note: Also, Happy Birthday, Mom!]