High Five

A quick look around the interweb while asking the White Sox to sign my soiled underwear

1. Dan Patrick has fallen off the face of the Earth. [SportsbyBrooks]
2. What's on Brady Quinn's iPod? [Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]
3. This will still not cause me to care about Who's Now. Ok, maybe it will. No, no it won't. [Deadspin]
4. The only thing Mike Vick likes more than dog fighting is the demon weed. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
5. Well, it doesn't seem like a World of Fun to me. [Kansas City Channel]