High Five

A quick look around the interweb while posing for pictures with the guys from Warrant

1. First we hear yesterday that Bud Selig will be present for Barry's record. Now we hear he won't be. Make up your damn mind you moronic hypocrite!! [FanHouse]
2. I've really enjoyed this whole Roman Colon breaking a teammate's jaw over an iPod story, and this just makes it even better. [The Futon Report]
3. Mike Greenberg is sooooo cool. [Awful Announcing]
4. People are having fun with Dan Patrick's Wikipedia page. [The Postmen]
5. Where have all the tomboys gone? [Winning the Turnover Battle]