High Five

A quick look around the interweb while offering Mark Buehrle a 4-year $56 deal to write here at Foul Balls

1. For your own safety, you shouldn't play beach volleyball in New Jersey. [Deadspin]
2. Nick Saban could have problems to deal with down at Alabama, but that's not why I'm linking this post. The photoshop job is just a must see. [Losers with Socks]
3. What really sucks about this is that I forgot to start Erik Bedard in my fantasy league yesterday. [Babes Love Baseball]
4. Awesome. [With Leather]
5. Couple days old, but just in case you missed it, the Bulls and Andres Nocioni have agreed to a new deal. [Chicago Sports]