High Five

A speedy tour of the interweb while mentioning that Norton just published my friend Emily Mitchell's first novel called, "The Last Summer of the World." Tell all your book-reading friends and relatives to get it!

1. Matt Sussman begins his first weekend at Deadspin and immediately suffers from a panic disorder. [Deadspin]
2. Sports Illustrated gets caught stealing a story. Best part: it was a fake story. [AOL Fanhouse]
3. Seeing Ilie Nastase in the stands at Wimbledon this week reminded me how spot-on D-Wil is: tennis needs to travel back to the 80s to survive. [The Starting Five]
4. There's no such thing as too much Blog Show. [Mister Irrelevant]
5. Jim Thome shares an ancient Illinoise secret right before he creams Mike Redmond. [The Dugout]