High Five

A quick look around the interweb while trying to shake off that last video

1. The Brewers are sexual deviants. [Deadspin]
2. Apparently President Bush does still own a baseball team. [The Postmen]
3. Tony Parker died today. [With Leather]
4. Now that the draft has passed, and the Lakers didn't trade Kobe, he's apologized for demanding to be traded. Ten minutes later Kobe went on the radio and said he never said it, and then five minutes after that he published a book stating every city he's willing to play in. [The FanHouse]
5. The Bucks will just not give up on Eazy Yi. [Larry Brown Sports]