High Five

A slow, painful tour of the interweb cuz I celebrated a little too much last night, causing me to do this whole day BUI (Blogging Under the Influence)

1. Will Leitch gives us an up-close-and-personal take on the Kobayashi-Chestnut duel. [Deadspin]
2. Bud Selig's dog has much to say. Thank God, mjd speaks fluent Doberman Pinscher. [AOL Fanhouse]
3. Derek Jeter loves his new iPhone! [The Dugout]
4. The 2014 Winter Olympics has a home: Sochi, Russia where the average temperature hovers around 32 degrees. Genuis move, IOC. [We the Postmen]
5. You won't see this hurler on ESPN. Caution: don't watch if you've just eaten your lunch. [thanks again to AOL Fanhouse]