Today at the Fanhouse

Today, Iron chefs, your secret ingredient is.... Fornelli.

• Mel Hall Likes Them Young - "What is with these high school coaches lately? They're either marrying their pregnant 16-year old players, running corrupt programs while getting reporters fired for doing their jobs, or now they're being arrested for sexually assaulting their own players. You may remember Mel Hall, but odds are you don't. He played in the Majors from 1981 to 1992 as a member of the Cubs, Indians, Yankees and Giants. These days he's a girls basketball coach in North Richland Hills, Texas where he was arrested on Thursday..."
• Morneau Still in the Hospital - "Earlier today PostmanE told you about Justin Morneau's run in with a brick wall Miguel Olivo on Friday night. As a result of the collision, the reigning AL MVP ended up with a bruised lung and a mouth full of blood for his troubles. Olivo? I don't even think he noticed Morneau hit him, which given how large of a lumberjack Justin is, that's saying something..."