Pacman Never Lets You Down
Troubled NFL star Adam "Pacman" Jones is wanted for questioning in a shooting early Monday at a DeKalb County strip club that left one man with minor injuries. However, police said they do not think Jones was directly involved in the shooting. They believe members of his entourage were involved. DeKalb police confirmed they want to talk to the College Park native, whose entourage got into an argument with three other men about 4:16 a.m. at Club Blaze, a Moreland Avenue strip club, according to Officer Ariel Toledo, a department spokesman. When the men with whom they argued left the club, Jones's entourage followed them in two vehicles police identified as a green Dodge Charger and a black Pontiac Grand Prix. Toledo said police believe Jones was in a third vehicle, identified as a Cadillac Escalade, and was not directly involved in the shooting or in chasing the victim's car. Someone from Jones' entourage allegedly shot into the vehicle they were following, Toledo said. Someone in the victim's car returned fire. One person in the victim's car suffered minor injuries from shrapnel, but refused treatment, Toledo said. The gunfire exchange happened near I-285. "We're still investigating," Toledo said. "We want to speak to Adam 'Pacman' Jones because we believe the people he was with were involved." Yes, Pacman, yes! He is learning. No longer is Pacman firing the shots or the loogies, now he's figured out to have his posse do it for him. This shows you the power of the Pacman. Pacman deserves your respect, and he gets it. If not, he's going to have his friends follow you and light your ass up.
Thank you, Pacman Jones. Thank you for providing all of us sports bloggers with plenty of stories to fill space. You sir, are a hero. I mean, most people would be smart enough to steer clear of strip clubs and such places after they've already been suspended by their employer for an entire year for things they did at those places.
Not you, Pacman. Pacman can only be Pacman, he cannot be Adam Jones. Adam Jones is boring. Pacman Jones is awesome.


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