High Five

A speedy tour of the interweb while girding myself for Fornelli's rebuttal to my Tank screed

1. Braves manager Bob Cox gets ejected last night and ties all-time record. If you wanna know why MJD will be missed on the weekends, here's a taste. [Deadspin]
2. Atlanta Hawks GM Billy Knight wants to draft guys with wide thighs and ample rear ends. If you leave out the "guys" and "wide thighs," I think KD's found him a starter. Seriously, the pic of this chick seered my retinas. [With Leather]
3. Former MLB All-Star Rob Beck is dead at 38. [AOL Fanhouse]
4. Talk that A-Rod will be exercising his opt-out clause. Hope he does. Payback's a bitch, Yankee fans. [The Hardball Times]
5. Olympic snowboarder turns pro. Twice. [Mainichi Daily News]