High Five

A speedy jaunt around the interweb while pretending to care about the White Sox/Cubs series

1. A shrink from Northwestern analyzes the mental health of Lou and Ozzie. [AOL Fanhouse]
2. Laurence "Koolaid" Maroney on Facebook. This is one Fornelli would have hit out of the park. Oh, yeah! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
3. A 16-year-old girl weds her 40-year-old track coach. Her mother and father, who signed the consent forms, said they had no choice. I smell a Parent of the Year nomination! Wait, that's not what I'm smelling. [ABC News]
4. Fornelli's under the weather so I'm hoping the mention of Erin Andrews might perk him up a bit. [The Wizard of Odds]
5. Actually, he's feeling really crappy so more drastic measures are in order. Girls in short skirts playing soccer. Strong medicine, I know. [Our Book of Scrap]