Gilbert Arenas Has Plans

Tonight on NBC we have our newest reality show debuting, and this one features Mark Phillippoussis, a tennis player. It's called Age of Love, and I will not be watching it. I suggest you all do the same.

There is one athlete filming a reality show this summer that I will totally watch over and over again should it ever reach the air. That's right, Gilbert Arenas has big plans for this offseason, and one of them is a reality show.

Right now I’m booking my trip to Tahiti with the family... I’m going to try not to get hurt or eaten by any sharks or stabbed in the chest by any stingrays...

I’m contemplating on a Reality TV show. I might do one this summer if ESPN will pick it up... That’s for this summer and then I have one next summer and it’s going to be the business side of me and that should be funny because I don’t know anything about business so I’m going to sound like Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson. I mean, I’m not going to sound like, “Do buffalo wings come from buffaloes?” There ain’t going to be any comments like that, but for business people, I’m going to sound like a straight idiot...

I’m writing a book. It ain’t going to be the T.O. “I Need My Ball” or whatever that book was called. It ain’t going to be the Phil Jackson book. Mine is going to be more like Chicken Soup for the Soul. Mine is going to be like that with more funny stuff.

I'm also shooting a reality show of my own that has been picked up by FOX. In it you will get to follow me around and watch how all the blogging magic happens. There will also be glimpses into my personal life, like me just walking around with my shirt off and flexing, or running up to girls and punching them in the face.

I call it flirting!

(via With Leather)