High Five

A quick tour of the interweb while checking Pay-per-View for the next Cubs game

1. Carlos says he's sorry and Michael says he loves Carlos. Next thing you know, Barrett's gonna claim he fell down the dugout stairs. [Yahoo! Sports]
2. Rex Grossman is one confident guy. [AOL Fanhouse]
3. Bud Selig has a foolproof plan to get the Chinese excited about baseball: Send them the Pittsburgh Pirates. "Hell, we can beat them and we don't even know how to play!" [The Feed]
4. In case you forgot,Gary Sheffield is an bona fide ass. [SI.com]
5. This week, The Blog Show lets us sample the artisan cheese: Matt Ufford makes an appearance. [Mr. Irrelevant]