Win A Date With Joe Mauer

Seeing as how Joe Mauer is currently on the disabled list, he has plenty of time to resume his dating life. You would think that being a 24-year old millionaire with a batting title, Chairman Mauer wouldn't need any help picking up chicks. Hell, he used to date former Miss USA Chelsea Cooley.

Well, we are wrong. Joe needs all the help he can get, so he's turned to everybody's favorite television news magazine Extra to get himself some action.

[B]ehind all that fame and fortune is the humble heart of a regular Joe... Joe’s not the flashy type, but get this, ladies: he owns four houses, loves to shop for shoes, and wants to be married! “Well, I think I’ll be a great husband…I’m pretty easygoing, I’m a big family guy. Family comes first for me.”

“I like all kinds of women: blondes, brunettes, it doesn’t really matter to me,” he said... “If she doesn’t like baseball, I can probably get around that – but it would be better if she did!”

So ladies, if you want to apply for a date with Joey Sideburns, all you have to do is fill out this form. Or if you don't want to date a millionaire baseball player, and you're more into super sexy, funny, sports bloggers you can always send me nude photos at tomfornelli@yahoo.com.

Include a 500 word essay on the many ways you would devote your life to satisfying my every whim, and I could be yours!

(via the fantastic Bat-Girl)