Tom Brady To Be Hung In Effigy

I don't care how many Super Bowl rings you're wearing or how many hot chicks you've slept with, there's only one thing that you cannot do in the city of Boston, and Tom Brady done did it.

Tom and his galpal... Gisele Bundchen were strolling hand-in-hand in the West Village when he was snapped committing the horrid topper transgression. Red Sox Nation was shocked and appalled and - as is our way - making excuses for the Bronx Bombers blasphemy.

“We know that Tom has an array of Red Sox caps from which to choose,” said team spokesguy Dr. Charles Steinberg. “But we fully respect that he needed to wear a suitable disguise for his own health and protection. We don’t doubt that he’s a card-carrying member of Red Sox Nation.”

Oh. My. God.

Bill Simmons' head just exploded. Ben Affleck kicked Jennifer Garner. Paul Revere just rolled over in his grave. A few Boston men stopped fighting at the bar this morning to gaze at the paper before resuming their fights.

First it was Big Papi, and now The Dreamboat. There's mass hysteria in Boston right now, steer clear folks.

(via With Leather)