Monster Pig Is No More

If you're wondering what that big ass beast is in front of that kid, it's a boar. A boar called Monster Pig, and he's dead.

He's dead because that kid behind him killed his ass. His name is Jamison Stone, and he's only 11-years old.

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

Through it all, there was the fear that the animal would turn and charge them, as wild boars have a reputation for doing.

"I was a little bit scared, a little bit excited," said Jamison, who lives in Pickensville on the Mississippi border. He just finished the sixth grade on the honor roll at Christian Heritage Academy, a small, private school.

His father said that, just to be extra safe, he and the guides had high-powered rifles aimed and ready to fire in case the beast, with 5-inch tusks, decided to charge.

Now, in case you can't tell, the picture is a little doctored. Jamison is standing a few feet behind the boar to make it appear larger.

But in case you were wondering, the boar was measured at 9'4", and 1,051 pounds. They're probably going to get 700 pounds of sausage from this thing. I haven't seen 700 pounds of sausage since I took a leak this morning.

Why I have a toilet in my meat locker, I'll never know. The FDA probably looks down on those kinds of things.

(Via With Leather)