Maybe Chris Henry Didn't Fail That Drug Test After All

On Monday I reported here on The Balls that Chris Henry had tested positive on a drug test.

Turns out, I was wrong. See?

Bengal Chris Henry did not fail his drug test and is not headed back to jail.

But, for several hours Monday, erroneous reports rolled across local and national airwaves and Internet sites stating just the opposite.

I know you were shocked that somebody as amazing as me could be wrong about anything, but don't worry. I wasn't actually wrong. It was Kenton County Attorney Garry Edmondson who was wrong, and I shall never trust him again.

"We had heard last week that it was positive, but now ... I was told by somebody else in a position to know that it wasn't. It was negative," Edmondson said.

"He still has another one (drug test) out there that's pending."

I enjoy the fact that Edmonsdon points out there's still another test out there pending results. "I might just be psychic!"

Upon hearing the news that his drug test was in fact negative, Chris Henry released the following statement.

"I told you I was clean! I'm a changed man, praise the Lord!"

Henry then snorted three lines of coke off the breasts of a 15-year old girl before heading to the strip club.