High Five

A quick look around the interweb while preparing to be bombarded by Cubs fans

1. I'm more shocked at the fact you can ring up a $2,000 tab at a club without a woman, and the fact it's in Jersey is even more shocking. [Deadspin]
2. Kyle Farnsworth, meet Roger Clemens. Roger, Kyle. [The Dugout]
3. Juanita Jordan earned that money. [The Fanhouse]
4. Bronson Arroyo is so cool he can swear in commercials. [Sportable]
5. Should Joe Torre lose his job? [Page 2]