High Five

A quick look around the interweb while wondering if Ozzie's planning on calling any more radio stations before today's game

1. Tank Johnson is a changed man, dammit! Don't believe him? He'll shoot you. [SI.com]
2. It's hard out there for a Montana State football player. [Deadspin]
3. In case you wanted to know more about the hooker Tony Soprano did peyote with. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
4. Man, Andy Roddick sure has big arms... [The Fanhouse]
5. It's time for Phallic Symbology on the Blog Show. [Mr. Irrelevant]