High Five

A quick lap around the interweb while checking my hair in the rear view mirror

1. Fornelli was asked to pen a favorite memory of the Bulls/Piston rivalry. (Had he written this after the series started, I'm sure he would have absolutely no memories of anything. Something doctors refer to as Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.) [Detroit Bad Boys]
2. Steve McNair is so talented he can get a DUI without even driving. [Deadspin]
3. Dale Earnhardt, Jr has left DEI. Earth spins off its axis. [The Fanhouse]
4. Shouldn't college athletic directors at least have to look like they've been near a gym? [Sports Illustrated]
5. A hockey post I promise you'll like. (My vote's for Danielle.) [Japer's Rink]